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It is now March Madness.

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Comedy

    Hiring a Hooligan by Deena Complete
    Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn't interested in money, he's interested in her.
    Total: 230

    Hot Sauce And Cigarettes by Farinaceous
    True love isn't simple, not exotic--at best, it can be embarrassing. Your dream guy is probably your worst nightmare. The real nuts don't advertise. And our journey of self-discovery is sparked by the most mundane people and places. I didn't really know this--I didn't even really know me, until, like my favorite character Alice--I jumped into a portal of funny happenings, witty sayings, twisted logic, and terrifying people.

    Total: 98

    How to Make a Human by Oddity
    Bobbie Heising is a new student in her senior year at high school. Unfortunately for Bobbie, she is also tall, awkward, lanky, and a terrible liar. It also doesn't help that she has a severe case of diarrhea of the mouth and can't stop herself from making an ass out of herself in any given situation. Yeah, that could make being a new student a little difficult.

    Total: 146

    Melvin T. Bentley by vigilante_fever
    A lot has changed for Chloe in the past six months. Instead of a father she has two FBI handlers who like to get creative when it comes to her safety. Which means she has a bullet proof vest, a bad hair cut, answers to Tucker, and is put in an all boys boarding school for her own protection. All she has to do is keep the lies straight and pretend she's just as male as the next guy.

    Total: 136


    Richard Fidget by Drew T.
    His name is Richard Fidget. He likes to make up stories for gullible people. This story is true, though, he thinks. Richard's memories don't serve him as well as they used to, quite unlike the high-definition memories found in the mirror this whole story is about. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Read, read as Richard floats through his spring break and the last weeks of middle school. Kowalski (a fat friend), and Samantha (a pretty girl) are there with him. Their lives will all change forever once Richard finds the mirror, the Memory Mirror, and then nothing will be the same... You'll laugh. You'll cry. A little bit of pee will come out. But you have never read anything like this...and probably never will again.
    Total: 40

    Laughing at a Funeral by XConverseLoveX Complete
    I am a satire of misery. A prostitute of the emotions. A walking, talking, bubble-bursting machine. There's no other way to explain it. Why else would I find pleasure in telling people the worst news they could possibly hear?

    Total: 72

    The Unhappiness Factor by UnhappyPeople Complete
    A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime.

    Total: 64

    Camp Boulder by Palliser Complete
    Parker Nelson got accepted into the most prestigious soccer camp in the country; but he's not even that good at soccer. And he has no idea what the hell he's doing, especially when it comes to his roommate.

    Total: 245


    So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee Complete
    Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. The straight man. He was perfectly fine with being annoyed by everybody as long as he didn't have to actively participate. But then life decided to kick him in the balls and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy, never ending soap opera. And if he was irritated before, man is he ** off now.
    Total: 21

    Sluts in Love by Charlie Sheen Complete
    This isn't one of those fucking love stories where the bitch finally falls in love. No, Juliet is a whore and professional cock blocker who is going to be alone for the rest of her miserable, fucked up life and the worst part is she's dragging me right along with her.

    Total: 10

    A Life Guide to Prolonging the Inevitable by EruptingFender9 Complete
    Comic books and video games are not cool. Charlie Moyer knows this, and she doesn't need a constant reminder. Especially from Shane Griffith, but nonetheless, he took her childhood-embarrassment and made it his profession. Five years later, Charlie hasn't forgotten. She's lost the braces and the glasses, and now she's back in Hills Ridge to make damn-well positive he pays his dues.

    Total: 11

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